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wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes
let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!
commence the carrier bag panting!!!
The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
One who has a large clitoris
Barbara Walters was a notorious bean carrier
A way to describe the fanny of a girl who has lots of sex
Johnny: I’d shag her
James: Nah she has a fanny like a carrier bag
Water contaminated by fuel.
In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.