carrot

The state in which a woman feels she will never have sex or that she is hating her life as a woman. So she will either proceed to use a carrot as a fake wang. Or she will just decide to have sex with the carrot.

1) Girl 1: "Man, I don't think I'll ever have sex." *runs to refrigerator for a carrot*

1) Girl 1: "I hate my life as a woman!"

Girl 2: "You wanna carrot?"

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carrot

a small dick usually encorporated with an immature white girl.

8=D is the example size of a carrot

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Carrot

Long orange thing

Woah !!! Look at that carrot !!!

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Carrot

The corporate watchdog

Those carrot cunts are watching me

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Carrot

Marron Glacé's older brother in the anime Sorcerer Hunters.

"Carrot, you are a sick twisted pervert."

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Carrot

Carrot - An annoying fuck that used to be in -={WTF}=-.
A mummy's boy, fudge packer and all round immature toss pot !

Oi Carrot !! Fuck off !!

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carrot

To sleep, be lazy or to chill out.

"Gonna go out tonight, Charley?"
"Nah I am gonna carrot."

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