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A new meme that is used when something surprising happens
I had a caveman spongebob moment yesterday
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where one person's ass hole is the cave and a big group of people get into the party, usually a line is formed
Dude, we had a caveman party on Tommy's sister last night, it was really fun you shoulda been there
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dirtΒ·y /dΙrdΔ/ cave /kΔv/ man /man/
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A prehistoric sexual maneuver dating back to over 300 million years ago during the mid Paleozoic era. Also known as an ancient precursor to "Ass to mouth". According to translations from crude cave drawings recently discovered in the unicorn lair located in modern day North Korea, the act is executed as follows.
1: The application of a male's fleshy phallus to the rear female orifice.
2: The application of a male's club or other blunt force trauma inducing object to the female's head thus inducing the state known as unconsciousness. It is important that the phallus remain inside the orifice and penetration continue throughout this step.
3: Upon the female regaining consciousness, but not yet fully aware of her situation, the fleshy phallus must be removed and immediately begin penetration of the female's oral orifice (aka: man-pleaser, drama hole, or mouth) in that brief moment where her consciousness is just beginning to be attained.
Note: Rumors have surfaced that cavemen (preferably called "persons of the cave") Still exist to this day and have integrated themselves into modern society thus avoiding our notice and still practice this sexual act here in modern times. They cannot be confirmed not debunked however as any attempts at research have to been known to cause headaches, concussions, sore derriere, and a nasty taste in one's mouth.
Bar Patron: "Man It's never been so quiet around here."
Man of the cave: "Diesel was being a mouthy cunt so I bent her over the bar and fucked that hot ass of hers, then finished her off with a Dirty Caveman."
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To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.
He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.
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When a man doesn't have a date rape pill so he just knocks the girl out and takes her home anyway.
"Man, he was broke so he just threw a flying elbow and caveman rufie'd that hoe instead."
"I'm out of date rape, I'm gonna have to caveman rufie it tonight."
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Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: βDo you want to come over for Caveman Spaghettiβ
Guy 2: βHell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porchβ
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The Caveman from The Geico Commercials
If you Grow Out That Beard You'll Look Like Like The Geico Caveman!
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