A little fat shit, that no-one likes. He often has trouble wiping his ass because of hoe fat he is.
Guy1: look at that whale
Guy2: no that's just cai
My free baby sitter, suck my dick you little uckers sket
Cai is a little uckers sket.
A man with testicles so large it obliterates the surround area as they drag.
"WOAH LOOK AT THAT DUDE" "WOAH HE'S SUCH A CAI '
Cai is a reason to live. She's a unique specimen who never ceases to show me something new everyday. She's not one to be content with just an average result, but she will aim for the highest. I love how dedicated she is to everything she does. I have difficulties talking about certain things to people, but when it's her voice I'll be hearing from the other end, all my stress and anxiety, vanish. She's smart, beautiful, and a huge risk taker. Having a Cai must have been one of the best decisions of my life. She's a huge dog lover, which makes me nervous about bringing her home and letting her see my dogs, she might take them from me. I began to learn new things, I also tend to forget, but her kindness knows no bounds, I am indeed lucky to have her. It may be too early to say, but I'm proud to say that I was able to find love again through her.
"Did you steal our dogs?!"
"No, but I think Cai stole them"