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A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.
I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.
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n.
1. The best possible conditions for any activity.
2. A situation where the potential for achievement has no limit.
Taken from the aeronautical term for optimum flying conditions. Also the meteorological term for clear skies with visibility in excess of 20 miles.
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People or person who truly believes that the internet meme "Ceiling cat" is a true god.
John: Hi my name is John but my friends call me Jesus.
Daniel: Cut it out. I believe in Ceiling Cat he came to me in a dream. So now me and Barrack Obama are Ceiling Catist's
John: When you say it! Your beliefs sound much more likely than mine. Where do i sign up?
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Organizational barriers - including racism, perception of foreignness and cultural differences - that impede an Asian person's progress within organizations. Bamboo
Han was a talented but introverted engineer, and could not pierce through the bamboo ceiling to become a plant manager.
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The act of (typically in a "myspace picture") of rolling your eyes so that it looks as if you are staring at the ceiling. Typically performed by teenyboppers, and anyone trying to look "hip" on myspace. But it is not.
Jordan: Look at Leigh. Shes doing her ceiling pose in that picture again. Shit never changes.
Josh: What are you staring at in that picture? (Points to photo)
Lauren: Oh I just put my eyes that way cause it looks hip.
Josh: Fucking teenyboppers. Thats such a ceiling pose.
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A thin and bony monster that feeds on mold and children and lives in the ceiling. It typically dwells in schools or other places that have plentiful amounts of children.
School Teacher: Now now, children, be sure to watch out for the ceiling creature when you're walking to math class
Children: *gets snatched into the ceiling to be feasted on like a saltine cracker*
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a ceiling poop is when your in a bathroom with more then one stall in it. climb to the top of the stall and hold yourself up. then pull down your pants and try and shit in the toilet from the ceiling.
during school jeff tried a ceiling poop but hit the rim of the seat.
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