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An overpopulated school where everybody claims it’s the ghetto but it’s really a very boring somewhat diverse suburban school.
Person 1- YO IM FROM PICKERINGTON, WE HAD FIGHTS EVERYDAY
Person 2- You mean Pickerington Central? That’s not ghetto at all humble yourself stupid
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That school located on North Drake road. Despite being named Kalamazoo CENTRAL
It has three floors,
Here are some things about the lamest high school on the north side of Kalamazoo
1st floor is mainly offices, and computer labs, a few classes here or there. Contains the security entrance… were one can be expected to pay unreasonably high prices for new IDs. The business hallway is located in the core of the school. Full of computers, the business hallway can reach ungodly hot temperatures, and with all the schools servers down there, no cell phone carrier is known to be able to cut through all the radio interference.
The Main Stairway - An unimpressive set of stairs that are always crowded. They allow easy access to the cafeteria; an equally unimpressive large room.
The Cafeteria – used by students as a place to hang out while skipping third block classes, it is the loudest room in the school. Students also enjoy using the cafeteria floors as a gigantic garbage can, along with the surrounding bathrooms and hallways. Fights will commonly occur here, and there is always security guards patrolling to keep us at bay.
The SECOND FLOOR – holding the bulk majority of all students, the second floor contains classes for all grade levels, mainly upper classmen, and a few freshman foreign language classes. This is the second most likely place for a fight in the school, and students will commonly be out in the hallways during class yelling at one another.
The Third Floor – the most noticeable thing about this floor is the distinct smell of fresh meat. The majority of the freshman population resides on this level, along with some science labs with broken equipment, and closed off gas lines.
The 500 Wing – used mainly for EFE classes, this wing holds photography, heath, engineering (electrical and structural) art, bilingual club, and dance. Referred to sometimes as ‘the dungeons’, nothing interesting ever happens down there.
The Athletic Wing – the most favored part about this school for most students, this wing hold the gym, weight room, conditioning room, pool, and locker rooms. Used for assemblies, Fights can have huge audiences if timed just right.
Bathrooms – used by girls for large group meetings, and by guys for pissing, the bathrooms throughout the school are used for gambling, drugs, smoking, fights, graffiti, gang meetings, make outs, and of course forgetting to flush shit down the toilet.
Gangs – many gangs have come and gone. All of them operating out of the bathrooms, they don’t do shit, and enjoy writing their symbols on toilets, and school desks.
Full of pride in having a well mixed racial population, students often joke about other districts being racist, and rich (i.e. Mattawan and Portage), and no matter what position you are in, making said jokes will get laughs.
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Kalamazoo Central High School will always suck,
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but at least it doesn't suck as much as LOY NORRIX
students talking to other students at KALAMAZOO CENTRAL.
student #1 "SO, did you see that fight?"
student #2 "Dude, that one with those white chicks"
student #1 "No, I heard 'bout that one though. I'm talking
about the one near the stairs."
Nerd "Damn! dose motha f***a's was scrapin'!"
Student #3 to Nerd "Dude shutup, you ain't cool!"
student #2 to #1 "No, i missed that fight, i was shootin' dice in the bathroom."
Student #2 "damn, check out that fine lookin' chick over there!"
Students #1, #2 "*whistle* that is da shhhit"
Nerd "I'd hit that bitch,!!!! hot damn"
*girl overhears* *girl group laughs and goes to bathroom together*
Students #1, #2, #3 "What the f***,!!!!!!"
Nerd "sorry, dawgz, though that was cool."
*New student randomly walks into class*
>> *POW* *punches nerd*
New student "so what were you guys talking about?"
Student #1 "the fight."
New student "the one with the fat white girls? that shit was sorry"
*** THUNDER in hallway****
unision - "Oh shit, those motha f***a's are at it again!!!"
*every student runs to hallway
Security arrives. ***crowds disperse***
Student #3 "shit, I missed it!"
Student # 536 holding cellphone camera. "i'm putting this shit on youtube."
Random Student runs past, Steals Phone/camera***
*** group returns to class, finds nerd.
nerd "what i miss"
students Grab Nerd, proceed to throw him into girls bathroom.
Student #3 "what were we talking about?"
student #1 "that fight."
student #3 "The one with the fat Whi-----"
Student #1 "what is it with you and fat white bitches!!!"
Student #3 "thats.....ERrr..... YOUR MOM"
Student #1 "What did you say bout my mama! wanna take this shit outside."
Student #3 *pushest hard* "F*** yea lets go!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>END OF ACT one>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Once a channel which had minimal viewers, but then south park came along, and the show kicked so much ass that the channel than kicked ass too. Except for Mad TV, which is a cheap spin-off of SNL, which was only funny every other week on one skit, Mad TV is funny about every 6 months on half of a skit, basically the show is doing to Comedy Central what the Holocaust did to jews
Guy 1: Hey did you see South Park on comedy central which wasn't that great until South Park was added, but still has Mad TV, which is a cheap spin-off of SNL, which was only funny every other week on one skit?
Guy 2: Yes, but did you know in 2007, 48.5% of teens reported not using a condom during sexual intercourse?
Guy 1: No I did not
Guy 1 and 2: The more you know (The background fades to black and a rainbow, stars, and the words "The more you know" appears over their heads)
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My hometown. My area is the beautiful West Park. I love it and miss but as they say "Ya gotz ta move out of South Central to make it betta". It's Murder...
Typical Diss of some Jealous Rich Girl: "OMG, she has those cornrows, tight jeans, and dancing in the street, and is better looking than me... she must be one of those South Central girls."
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A of place drama and antics, spam central is one of the central hubs of posting for the website FlyFF World. Here the users of the site are allowed to post as they wish, with the least amount of moderation.
This increased "freedom" often leads to drama however, arguably what makes it so popular. There are many small social groups, one of which a user often has to become a part of to be "accepted" into Spam Central. Much like the animal kingdoms, there are "Alpha Males" who rule over the rest of the members.
New members to are usually shunned until they gain experience of build up a "reputation".
A Typical Thread in Spam Central might go like this -
Member A: Omg, I post pix
Member B: Omg, u r so hawt
Member C: Omg, no wai man, she is a camel
Member A: Omg Fu fu fu
Member B: Omg A, u r so hawt
Member D: <NONSENSICAL CRAP>
Member C: <Various pictures of cats and kittens with captions>
Member A: Lulz.
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Day Care or the local Supermarket, where the upscale young mothers frequent.
"I'm headed for Milf Central to drop off the kids."
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