Arguably one of the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash and Michael Jordan. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. By acclamation, Cesar Alvin is the greatest basketball player of all time.
Another spectacular dunk coming from Cesar Alvin.
Pulling a Cesar occurs when one looses touch with rational reality and succumbs to harsh decision making. Typically always associated with unnessesary anxiety.
Person 1: Dood I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Person 2: OMG CALL THE AMBER LAMPS ILL RUN FOR HELP AND TUNE UP YOUR COMPUTER AT THE SAME TIME
Person 1: Take it easy man, no need to be pulling a Cesar today
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two very happy people who spend most of their time laughing and hugging but most of all two people who will always love each other no matter what :)
cesar and mackenzie forevor :)
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Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.
PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.
"Are you pullin a Dirty Cesare on me cunt?"
Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"
A random, menacing, and fiendlike thought that may cause harm onto oneself or others.
Guy 1: Wow, what a nice walk in the park.
Guy 2: What if we blew up the moon right now?
Guy 1: Wow, that was a huge Cesar Thought.