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The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’
I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.
There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?
The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her
Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.
When you’re having sex with a pregnant woman and have your hands on her body and the baby reaches out to touch your hand.
“Dude me and my wife had sex for the first time since she got pregnant but my son sistine chapeled me and totally ruined it.
The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys
The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.
A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
You got pulled over on Chapel View Drive again, didn't you?
A very beautiful girl who only dates tall guys with big hands. She often plays Basketball. She could pull all the guys
I wish I could date Chapel but I’m not tall enough
The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service
I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.