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Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.
Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!
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A chapstick lesbian is a lesbian who is more masculine than anything else.
Sandra is a chapstick lesbian because she is very masculine and they call themselves a chapstick lesbian
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When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on
He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).
I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.
The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.
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People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
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After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
If your ever asked if you like sweet things and you respond, Yes, To a response of My Chapstick is sweet, it means their asking you to come and taste it, off their lips ;)
Oh you like sweet things? My Chapstick is sweet
When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.
A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!