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You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.
I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.
A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy gave Ethan a sloppy cheesecake”
“That’s fucking disgusting man.”
The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.
Bobby had to choose between sex or desert so he choose both by having a Telford cheesecake.
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A chicken parmigiana.
Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.
You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?
Yeah. Cheesecake posters.
"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"
"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."
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Just cheesecake but it’s blue.
Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!
when you fall asleep in east lothian and wake up with a cleveland steamer,courtisy of the pies
joanne g wont fall asleep in the wbi again after waking up with a westbarns cheesecake on her pus!!!