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The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.
Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.
Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.
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A game played by manly (I use this term very loosely) teenage boys, where, if someone doesn't walk around all day with their arms protecting their chest, they will be slapped or punched in the chest.
If you play this game, you have likely never grown ball hair.
These retarded ass kids were playing open chest at lunch today. It made me feel ashamed to be a minor. Shit, a human.
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Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.
Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.
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Insultive term used for females who are boobless and males who have no muscle definition.
Damn, that bitch has a bird chest not even a bevel!
or
Dude, you need to work out, you have a bird chest.
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Descriptive of the brambly jungle of snatch thatch, that certain types of Ladies prefer to sport, in the bikini region. Particularly
if they are of the "Dungarees and Birkenstock" persuasion. Much favoured by 1980's Greenham Common traditionalists, and the stereotypical "Bulldyke" variety of Lezza, they often smelled of "Scampi Fries" or Fanny flavoured NikNaks.
Todays hygiene obsessed young Ladies, with their penchent for topiary, and waxing, are unfamiliar with the "Bigmuffs" of the 1970's and 80's, and quite frankly, I would jump out of my skin if confronted unexpectedly with one "Au Naturel" as it were. I'd be looking around for something to kill it with, before I was relaxed enough to confront a big hairy growler like that. **Shudders**
This is the tale, of Bertha Boot,
who bought a brand new bathing suit,
When she goes swimming in the water,
You see things you didn't oughta,
May Day morning, Whitby Bay,
her nipples stood out, plain as day!
But down below, the view is best,
Her Chuff is like a Yeti's Chest!
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When a girl (or man if he's fat) have big boobs and the cleavage looks like a butt crack. Kind of like cleavage.
a.) Karen has a clear view of her huge chest crack.
b.) Dude, Ron really needs to lose some weight or stop wearing low shirts; he has a really gross chest crack.
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Boobs that are large enough to flap up and down
Jim--"Hey Bill check out them chest flappies"
Bill--"They look quite alright"
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