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Lickey-chewy is a militarism used by dudes in the sandbox for a gigantic shipment of Gatorade shakes, Met-RX bars, and candy that came in large shipping containers. It was a shipment of sugary goodness and testosterone eliciting protein used to increase morale among forward deployed forces. The shipments were usually directed for special operations teams and related Other Governmental Agency (OGA) personnel and often created a rift between traditional military units and special operations.
Bruh, I hear we're getting a lickey chewy shipment in tonight; let's hit that sh** before the Delta boys get there.
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Joe: Stan, I'm depressed from smelling donkey-sh** and burning jingle trucks all day; it's hot af and my girl is probably banging Jody at this very moment back home.
Stan: Hear ya brother, thankfully we have lickey chewy coming in tonight. I'm going to take a Snickers and Rip It back to my bunk along with a picture of your girl Jody sent me!
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some big, hairy mexican guy that lives across the street.
I think I saw him in Star Wars.
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GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWOOO!
In a Galaxy Far ....Far.......Even farther that Dog Patch...Away...
Related to many Baca families, singularly, this one, stole my ten-speed. He's hairy, tall, Brown and brown. I think crime stoppers is looking for him too! like Chewbaca, he doesn't comb his hair and he smells like a big dog or something. He's always half-dressed, runs with some dude, who is on the run from an evil empire. he fixes jalopes for a white guy (like in star wars) and when he talks you can't understand him, because he speaks Spanish or Chinese or something. He has a ruca, named Princess Litas too! I WANT MY BIKE BACK, BACA! GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
1. "Have you seen Chewy?"
2. "Chewy who?"
1. "Chewy Baca, You know?"
1. "That loco stole my ten-speed bike!"
2. "That really sharp one?"
1. "None other!"
2. "Did you lock your bike up?"
1. "No!" "Still, I want my ten-speed bike back Chewy Baca, or The Empire will Strike Back!"
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The act of sitting on an individuals nose, so their nose is penetrating your anus. Once your anus is penetrated, the individual doing the sitting lets out a rancid fart on the sencond indivudual's nose.
"Jesusssss Christ Smith...if you dont pipe down over there I'm gonna give you a CHEWY CHEWBACCA!"
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Like an Agnostic, an Agnosta-Chewy believes that the truth value (value indicating the relation of a proposition to truth) of certain claims—especially claims about the existence or non-existence of any deity is unknown or unknowable. However, they hold to the belief that if in fact there were to be a higher being, such as a God, out there, that higher being would have a nougaty center. As of now there is only one sect of Agnosta-Chewists, but they have plans to attempt to spread their belief to others. Just as some religions have High Priests each sect of Agnosta-Chewists have a leader-like figure known as the High Five Priest. The High Five Priest's only given duty thus far is to give and recieve high fives, as well as incourage the use of the high five among others and to be there to talk, or to just listen, to any Agnosta-Chewy who may be in need of someone to talk to. Every High Five Priest is responsible to report the activities of the sect that they lead to the High Five Pope, the highest ranking of all Agnosta-Chewists. The slogan of the Agnosta-Chewists is "Potential Redemption Never Tasted So Good." Currently the Agnosta-Chewist do not have a logo for their religion. All information given above is as of October 15, 2010 and subject to change as time goes on.
Some Terms
Name Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewy
One Of The Religion: an Agnosta-Chewy
Many Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewists (Plural of Agnosta-Chewy)
Practice Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewism
Christian Zealot: God loves you and everyone. He will save you.
Agnosta-Chewy: Prove it, and if you manage to then you will find that he has a nougaty center.
Athiest: There is no way that a god can exist.
Agnosta-Chewy: Prove it, and if you can't that means there is still an equal possibility that he does exist, and if he does, he has a nougaty center.
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Girl "You can have another blowjob"
Boy "Don't call it a blowjob, it's an elite chewy. A blowjob's not good enough."
A person who plays as Chewbacca all of the time in Star Wars Battlefront II. Can be a troll in the game, induces a lot of rage quits by enemy players.
"Dude the only reason they are winning is because they have a Chewie-Main on their team."
"That Chewie-Main is spawn camping us, we can't run away!"