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A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
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After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
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Livin like there’s no tmmrw
F**k that Drug test smoke that blunt today foo
Every modelo you drink you gotta shotgun , no baby sips it ain’t no sippy cup
If you are gunna live this lifestyle You must drive a Ford lighting or A single cab ram , NO CHEVYS , god I hate Silverado’s
I’m Livin like chico because Ion wanna be boring sir
After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
a group that is in love with one and another and is family. Basically a family that lives in sweet home Alabama
Los Chico’s love eachother very much
A little boy who holds balloons and crawls in vents also likes to hang around the girls bathroom
"I'm gonna pull a chico globos"
"Chico globos for life"
That mysterious cough that every Chico state student has had before, because the Chico state study body is riddled with disease.
Did you hear about Frankie having Chico cough and giving it to Tess?