A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.
Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.
The result of fingering a girl on her period
Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!
A chili whistle is whatever you want it to be.
That dog's chili whistle was hangin' out.
Rip this chili whistle philly loud stick.
After eating those tacos my chili whistle is burning.
The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.
After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.
Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!
Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
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