chippie bifter

1.The part of a reefer that can't be smoked in a single sitting due to white patching.
2.What a junior bifter smoker may leave in the ashtray to smoke at a later moment.

"Hey look, Sage the junior bifter smoker is white patching, and has left a decent sized chipie bifter in the ashtray for us to enjoy".

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chippie

a small child between the ages of 4 and 8 years old that resides throughout north america and commonly roams with a chippie pack

We'd better put away the maple syrup, i smell a chippie herd

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Chippy

a common name for a dog
Ross Hunter's dog was named Chippy, a film producer

I forgot to feed my chippy

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Guers and chippy

A delectable combination of iced tea and potato chips which is used to fatten up retards in Schuylkill County. Guers and chippy serves a dual purpose, as it also manages to quiet down tubby mongoloids before their mid-afternoon nap.

Recipe:

Part 1.

Making of the Guers

Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.

2. Preparation of Chippy

Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.

One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".

Thelma: "Bily! Come get your Guers and chippy!"

Bily: "RAAAA!!!"

Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"

Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet

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chippie

this is conrads toy chipmunk..... he goes everywhere with him, sometimes i put him in my bag n take him places to surprise conrad. he doesnt find it funny.

my my conrad who is your little friend???????
thats chippie, hes a chipmunk
he suuuuuuure is...................

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chippy crotch

when you are alone in your room eating potatoe chips and you reach into the bag and find a chip folded over that resembles a vagina and you get horny and/ or get a boner.

Damn! i was in my room the other day and found a chippy crotch and got so horny i couldnt feel my penis.

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Binley Mega Chippy

The most Morbtastic place you can go to eat, famous for its Morbius mega meal. First chippy to sell 1 morbillion chips. Definitely one of the Chippy's of all time

Morb hater: "Lets go get some chips"
Morbus: "sure lets go to Binley Mega Chippy"
Morb hater: "No that place sucks"
Marbus: *morbs him with his morbenis* "its morbin time"

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