Chopped

To get really intoxicated or high. Mainly the latter is better because some types of cannabis make you feel like you got Karate Chopped and you're knocked out.

Person 1: We were so chopped right now bro.
Person 2: Facts.

Person 1: Are you smacked right now bro?
Person 2: Nah I'm chopped son.

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chop

Freshly chopped blow (or cocaine), often in lines.

I often snort up a line of chop using a rolled up George Washington.

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That's A Chop

This is a saying used when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. It came from the show "Workaholics". When someone does or says something as above, the person who says "that's a chop" is allowed to karate chop the back of their necks. The harshness of said chop depends on the action or words of the receiver. It comes in many forms.
Family pack - everyone in the room is allowed to chop the receiver
Hardies - hard chop
Softies - soft chop (when it wasn't too stupid or obvious)
Selfie - receivers chips themself

Carlos: "Wasn't the song 'Oops I Did It Again' by that blond girl? What's her name? Britney Spears."

Mike: "No shit, Sherlock. That's a chop. No selfies."

Carlos: "Softies, man."

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the chop

When someone says something stupid you hold one of your hands upsidedown and karate chop it with your other hand saying "That's the chop"

"There's a NEW Mexico?"
"Dude thats the chop"

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chop

a portuguese person

All the chops went to the Portuguese restaurant for dinner

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Chop

British slang for Cocaine

"Who's sorting out the chop then?"

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chop

1. slang term for cocaine

ex: i'd like to get some chop

2. to snort cocaine

ex: i chop with hot chicks only.

a chronic cocaine user is referred to as a chopper, and gets a ranking in his circle of friends according to how much he buys. chopper 1, chopper 2...

LETS GET SOME CHOP

Should we chop tonight?

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