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A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
(Chud) Any crude liquid or creamy based substance released from the body.
"Man, you sick! You about to chud?"
"I left some major chud in your toilet."
"You dick! You blasted me with chud!"
A chad and a stud combined, a total badass.
Person 1: "Look at that fucking chud!"
Person 2: "I know right, what a badass!"
An erect penis that has had all pubic hair shaved from around it (including scrotum). Normally achieved with an electric shaver as opposed to a manual razor, to give a stubbly feel.
Male equivalent of minge
a) After I shaved my cock, she thrust that chud into her mouth.
b) She chomped my chud all night!
A multi-purpose word generally used to describe someone who is a douche-bag.
Jesse: Hey Marc, don't you just hate those guys that perpetuate stupid slang terms that no one uses?
Marc: Oh yeah, those chuds!
Jesse: What's a chud?
Marc: Well, you know... god! You guys have no culture!
This is when your penis is wider than it is long.
Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.