Chuff Chop

The act of karate chopping a female's genitalia.

Only to be used in very familiar situations, usually between people in a relationship. Occurs most commonly in a lesbian relationship or a fight between girls, a cat fight.

It is not a welcomed move in a fight as it invades personal space, however it is the ultimate winning move.

Created in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

See also: chuff

In a petty fight:

*Girl smacks girlfriend around the head*
Girlfriend: OW! Chuff chop!
*Girlfriend chuff chops girl*

or

Girl 1: "Did you see what happened in the fight between Kimberley and Stacey?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Kimberley chuff chopped her!"
Girl 3: "Ouch!"

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Chuff Muffin

An affectionate term for a portly yet cheeky young child (usually male).

Y'alright chuff muffin?!

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Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

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Buff chuff

A Buff Chuff relates to a womens vagina that is particularly good to look at, a fine example of the female sex organ.

"Your nan has a buff chuff for her age, Dave!"

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chuff teeth

Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth

Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick

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Chuff Nugget

A nugget of shit that gets stuck and entangled in the hairs around your ass hole. And when you remove it is a solid piece of shit with lots if hairs stuck in it. That is a chuff nugget!!!

I just pulled a huge Chuff Nugget out of my ass!!!

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Bum Chuff

Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'

Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!

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