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A synonym for Cincinnati Bowtie -- an upside-down titty fuck. The penis rests vertically between the breasts and points towards the abdomen, recalling the shape of a dapper cravat. The positioning of the shaft makes "necktie" a more accurate term than "bowtie."
Jenny wanted to dress like Avril Lavigne, so I told her I'd give her a Cincinnati Necktie.
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When a guy wakes up his female counterpart by repeatedly pulling his morning wood back to his belly button and hitting her in the face with it.
Jessica was oversleeping, until I gave her a Cincinnati Sunrise.
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Pissing in someones ass and sucking it out with a straw.
It was a hot day and she could not find anything to drink, so she settled for a cincinnati juicebox.
He drinks the cincinnati juicebox for the taste.
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A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
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When you take a dump on an airplane toilet that is so big you gotta get up and take a look. In that moment of excitement, you forget to put the seat down and hit the flush button. The vacuum toilet sprays excrement all over you and the bathroom.
Hey Greg, did you pack an extra shirt in your carry-on? I just had a Cincinnati volcano in the bathroom.
Defecating from a great height on to your lover's grill ensuring their mouth is open, to ensure some goodness is consumed. The lover then proceeds to go tip to base on their companion's love length, until defecation is gurgled through said nostrils.
Kim took a Cincinnati Deepthroat with a smile last week
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When your dog eats his own poop, smears it on his mouth, then licks his owner on his face.
My dog ate some shit in the yard, got it all over his mouth, then gave me a big Cincinnati slobber.