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Claim My Anus

Where you Slap someones anus the other person says CLAIM MY ANUS

man:you like huh *spanks da booty*
girl:uhhh ohh yea CLAIM MY ANUS

by GamingPlus August 24, 2016

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Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.

Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!

by hardcoreconservative69 March 7, 2011

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Who do you claim?

A term used by gangbangers to determine the gang affiliation of a Homie.

Interrogator: "Who do you claim?"
Subject: "I claim the (insert gang name here)

Interrogator: "bro you be sicon the wrong turf

gunfire sirens
Candlelight service
Lamentations and salutations

by Friendly Fuzz January 9, 2010

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White Trash Warranty Claim

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a warranty repair or replacement to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash regifting, etc.

Cletus, fearing that his high-dollar videocam would fail once the 5-year extended warranty period expired, obtained a full-value replacement with a well-crafted white trash warranty claim, after correctly surmising that 10 seconds in the microwave effectively simulated a covered lightning strike and/or electrical surge.

by texlex61 January 29, 2009

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Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.

Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes

by mung69 November 9, 2011

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National claim your bae day

Where you celebrate your boyfriend/girlfriend and claim them to be your one and only and are loyal 24/7

Hey David go claim your girl and give her a hug and give her your hoodie or something today is national claim your bae day

by Thegirlwhomakesdefintions October 14, 2019


[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

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