this girl could be described by the three b’s: badass, bipolar, bitch
usually in love with guys who are so much uglier than her, even though she’s a perfect human being and deserves the world and should be married to the hottest billionaire alive (brad pitt)
is the nicest most sweetest girl u will ever meet (sometimes) and is amazing at basically everything she does
if u ever meet a girl named clare, you must cherish her forever
“omg clare is so hot and amazing and funny and talented”
“ik i wanna marry her and make little clare babies”
Clare is a very flirty beautiful woman, but when a relationship never shows respect. Clare is a cheater but a great friend. If you have a Clare as a friend KEEP HER AS A FRIEND she may try to pull you into a relationship you think you want but when in it for more than too weeks she will break your heart.
"Oh my God clare is a hoe, but she's nice about it"
/klɪə/ • NOUN
Clare is an amazing person and a wonderful mother. Knowledgable and skilled in almost everything, your local Clare should be your go-to when you need some advice.
Person 1: Hey, man, can you help me with my homework?
Person 2: Sorry, I don’t know anything about that. You should ask Clare.
Clare is a complete bitch she has the biggest dick ever
Guy 1: Clare is such a bitch but she has the biggest dick
to become belligerent and irritable in the face of petty authoritarianism, pedantic administration and officious gatekeeping
Security: "I'm afraid you're not allowed to remove your alcoholic beverage in a plastic tumbler from the venue"
Event attendee: "oh shut up you silly little person"
Security: "Assistance required - this one's about to go full-Clare!"