Pet Class

1. A term used by players of the MMORPG to describe the current class favored by the Blizzard development team (most notably Eyonix) which receives unprecedented consideration and favored treatment.

2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.

1. "Dude, patch 3.2 is out and it seems that the pet class is still the paladin."

"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."

2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."

"You can be be both - be a paladin."

"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."

"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."

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Online Classes

Online classes is literally your school turning your house into a prison

Mom: “You have to do online classes”

Class Pony

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.

Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"

English Class

A boring ass class where we do a ton of of essays and nothing interesting happens in the fucking class and everybody in the class is scared of the teacher! Yeah the cringy joke making, sweet hearted, softie! Apparently the teacher is a goddamn nightmare! But she isn’t and almost everybody in that class is misbehaving in other classes I have with them but not in this class though. The students say they aren’t scared but they are actually lying

Me: English class is boring AF and everybody is scared of Mrs Campbell and I don’t know why!

Atreyu: Carter nobody’s scared of Mrs Campbell, it’s just 2nd period, everybody’s tired, and it is really early in the morning.

Carter: Yeah sure.

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FF Class

"Fat Fuck" Class as defined by YouTube user Alfred Diblasi. Something exceedingly--often humorously--large.

1. That is an FF Class four core whore.
2. That is one FF Class box of thin mints.
3. That urban assault vehicle is FF Class.

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teach a class

1. A sarcastic way of letting a person know that whatever they are doing at a particular moment in time isn't working for them.
2. (rare) A genuine way of letting a person know that they are highly skilled or proficient in a certain area. Almost impossible to differentiate this one from definition "1"

1. (Drunk girl is dancing funky, as if having convulsions, at a club. Walk up to her and tap her on the shoulder): "Wow! Can you teach a class on dancing??"
2."How do you do it, man? You're a true BLG. Can you teach a class??"

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Class of 2023

The class everyone makes fun of by older classes but now gets to make fun of them for being old enough to get drafted for WWIII

“Man it’s gotta suck to be class of 2023 right now”
“Lmao jokes on you, we won’t die in the war”

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