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claudia is a fat fuck whos mom is addicted to Suboxone patches and has had 2 failed fat surgeries. she and her mom are muffin top heavy people. her brothers work at indian summers and one of them is autistic so claudias mom Heather(who is not a heather, trust me) uses that to manipulate him to pay the house bills for her. she is the complete definition of trash and there’s no if ands or buts about it. her family is disgusting and are known to have bedbugs.
“Ew she is such a Claudia”
“there’s that muffin top heavy bitch ass Claudia again”
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the most annoying person u could ever even meet in the world and she’s just going to go behind ur back and be mean. don’t be friends with claudia
4👍 20👎
Claudia is the Ethiopian version of Chlamydia.
Watch out - She's infested.
Dude! I fucked a Claudia the other day & now I have Chlamydia!
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Someone you want to be with all the time for the rest of your life. The coolest girl on planet earth. A very sensitive and human person. She’s the most gorgeous person you've ever seen.
It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.
It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.
Guy 1: woow...Claudia Silva is amazing
Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva
Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva
Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!
thick, vegan, sexy, has a very dark sense of humor
Dude #1: What freshman would you smash?
Dude #2: Claudia she’s organic if you know what i mean
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