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rolling cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe an individuals ongoing total and complete failure to competently complete their work or mission, due to their idiocy, administrative stupidity and stubbornness; or the result of same.

His(her)work is all screwed up. He(she)is a 'rolling cluster fuck.'

by Brandt Domas February 28, 2004

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Mongolian Cluster Fuck

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

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cluster fuck

the clusters of fucking yummy goodness found in various cereal that are fucking good

rice krispie treats and honey bunchs of oats (clusters) which contain the cluster fucks

by oshwa shwa January 29, 2009

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Cluster Fuck

The insertion of random objects into the anal cavity.

I grabbed a hairbrush, a sharpie and uno cards and proceeded to cluster fuck christina r.

by Jerikstephill October 8, 2008

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Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck

by Can we get food somewhere? June 21, 2009

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canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010


Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011

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