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When you mix a used tampon with carbonated water and it becomes a burgundy / murky brown color.
"I was drinking Zendaya's Coca Cola the other day, that shit tasted like angel tears"
A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.
Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome
Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.
Dan: FUCK YOU TOO
The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
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I couldn't wait an hour! I'm sorry! I'm so thirsty!
Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"
It's piss. It's just piss. There is nothing else to say, only piss.
You: Hello, can I get a Coca Cola
Waiter. *Hands you bottle of piss*
Wow we love that coca it is loved by everyone all ages even when you get older you realise how many people love it! It’s universal
I love Coca Cola,so does my Nan