Random
Source Code

cockroach gay

Everyone hates you, you hate everyone, and you have no sexual disfunction within the cockroach community because you are gay.

I am cockroach gay, so you don't matter.

by My username is currently in us July 12, 2019


social cockroach

Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.

"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."

by D. Gould December 8, 2006

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


White Cockroach

White trash living in trailer parks. Ignorant, yet feel superior because they are caucasian. They put down other races because they feel insecure about their poverty.
The females are usually overweight and feel self-righteous and attractive. The males have long hair and listen to metal and believe their girlfriends or wives are attractive to minorities. Lowest form of white people. Eminem's mother was a white cockroach

Kellysue: I love my big boobies they are sexy.
Tammifay: you a big girl, thats why they are big.
Kellysue: don't hate my curves (caresses her size 22 waist while looking at herself in the mirror)
Tammifay: white cockroach

by IDONTGIVEACHINGATUMADRE August 24, 2012

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


oggy and the cockroaches

Show from India

Where a blue cat tries to kill 3 cockroaches

It’s similar to tom and jerry

Oggy and the cockroaches is my favorite show!

by Hectorbomb November 24, 2021

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.

*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach

by matrixbadger December 4, 2007

26πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Cockroach Pussy

A nasty ass vagina that looks like it could survive a shit ton of radiation

Last night when I was at that club I saw a shit ton of Cockroach Pussy.

by Zigg-y December 18, 2018

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Political cockroach

Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.

Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government

Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.

by cool boy1838 January 13, 2023