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A cocktail consisting of:
1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk
Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.
I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.
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Your eyes red asf cuz you been smoking that good shit
Ala verga cuh I can't go home my mom will beat me con los ojos colorados.
My girl gave me Colorado Chocolate for my birthday.
How's your father?
Not well, he's terminally ill...
Oh well you need some Colorado Chocolate that'll cheer you right up!
When a girl gives you head and you hold her from her ankles straight upward. From a side view it looks like a crossbow.
Me: Dude, this girl gave me such good head last night.
Dude: Really? Colorado Crossbow that shit, boy!
Me: Straight up, if was better than a blumpkin.
While having sex with a women doggystyle, grab her hair so she can't move her head then signal a friend to slide in as you pull out, he then finishes your job.
"The game was about to start so I had my friend and I pull a Colorado Slipstream"
Putting things that need to stay cold outside when it's cold enough to keep them at the appropriate temperature.
"There's not enough fridge space for my beer."
"Just throw it in the Colorado cooler."