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"Columbus Dick" is used to define a penis over 8 inches, named after the endowment of the average male from the city of Columbus, Ohio, following a 2017 study that listed 82% of men in Columbus as having a penis size of 8 1/2+ inches.
When a girl ask if a guy has a big dick, he replies, "Baby, I got that Columbus dick, stop playing with me."
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A guy who travels half way around the world to see a girl he met over the internet, only to find out she's a lesbian/ chick with a dick/ whale.
" Did you hear about Jay? He went to go see this girl he met in a chatroom, turns out she's a right rug muncher " " He is such a Columbus chump ".
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The state capital of Ohio, and the 15th largest single city in the US, with about 730,000 people in a metro area of about 1.8 million. It has a low profile, due to its general lack of pro sports teams (except the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets) and not many people outside Ohio and the Midwest know much about it, but is more known for OSU Football. The city loves to beat up on the UM Wolverines. Columbus is a major college town (OSU is the 2nd largest university by student body in the US) and is actually a nice city, with good jobs by Midwest standards and plenty of places for young people to hang out. Although Columbus is not necessarily a "big" city or a major US City, it is in the same tier of its peer cities like St. Louis, Kansas City, Louisville, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, with which it is probably most similar.
Columbus, Ohio is a major college town and a good place to live in general.
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noun A period of extreme urination
Please excuse me, I have to take a Pisstopher Columbus.
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Stupid little white boy who’s a loser who thinks as if they know shit (possibly_racist)
Example 1-
Mayonnaise skin: “all you guys have here is kool-aid”
Normal black person: “Shut up Columbus cadet”
Example 2-
Bland expired mayonnaise boy: “BLM is political”
Beautiful brown boy: “shut up Columbus cadet”
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An excruciatingly boring town on I-10 between Houston and San Antonio where people have nothing to do but self-medicate so much that many develop cirrhosis by the age of 27.
First person: "I need a ride home, I have to work tomorrow."
Second person: "Fuck that, we still have three cases of beer and a liter of vodka."
Third person; "Columbus, Texas always prevails!"
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fucking a girl in the ass right after she takes a shit. then blowing your semen into her ass as you are still fucking her. Then you pull out and have her suck your mulatto colored, shit and semen tasting cock.
After taking Sara to a mexican restaurant on their first date, Joe thought it would be a great oppurtunity to give her first taste of a Columbus Creampie.
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