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chemical compromise

A person who doesn't give up chemicals completely.

I only paint my pinky finger nail to limit my chemical exposure to my body.

In choosing to only paint one finger (pinky) on each hand, I have made a chemical compromise.

by MadonnaKoryn November 13, 2010


Perfect compromise

A compromise where none of the involved parts are happy with the end result

They disagreed wether it should be unicorn or monocorn. A perfect compromise were instated with the end result being 1corn.

by JeffJinx September 4, 2019


wrist-twist compromise

Refers to where you and another male friend are "group-spooning" with a nice gal on the beach or in bed, and she has her "lower" arm/hand (i.e., the one from the shoulder that she's lying on) extended out in front of her and the dude whom she's spooning is contentedly clasping this hand. So of course you therefore wish to hold her "upper" hand, but the prob is that this would ordinarily oblige one of you to rotate your wrist an entire half-turn to position your hand palm-upwards, which would likely cause a somewhat-painful wrenching of your wrist. So instead, you both twist your wrists just a quarter of a turn so that your palms are facing each other, and then interlace your fingers.

My buddy and I were having a nice long group-spoon with Tiffany as a reward for our assisting her around the house for a few hours, and I ended up spooning her from behind. Well, naturally, I wanted to hold her hand, but it would have been too painful for either of us to turn our hand upwards --- especially after the strenuous housework-exertion that we had all just been through --- so we performed a wrist-twist compromise and thus were able to happily clasp hands all the same.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018


third base compromise

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

by PurpleDido March 17, 2015


zombie compromise

an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.

1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.

3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.

by Jubilee Dunbar March 25, 2013


compromiser

A person who masters the art of compromising

A SeaWorld employee is a great compromiser because they always find solutions to guest conflict.

by Nini_Flaca March 28, 2018


Compromised Cringe

The internal confliction of when something is cringey but you don't say so because a person you're close to enjoys it.

This term originated on a Pewdiepie Minecraft livestream while discussing TikTok.

"If my grandma did a TikTok I'd be like, 'oh that's awesome!'- but inside I'm like, 'bro grandma that's so heckin cringe dude'."

"There needs to be a word for that feeling - compromised cringe!"

by Gump G January 5, 2021