computer

A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.

Look at that computer, he is so smart!

computer

Something you can teach your kid with and also look at porn.

He is on the computer.

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computer

The perfect place for sexual innuendos

1) Yeah. Everytime I come home from work I really turn on my computer.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.

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computer

Are you serious???






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Example: What are you using right now?

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COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay

bruh your a computer

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computer

a genius! an object smarter than your boyfriend, can give you more pleasure and doesn't answer back. relationships can be formed on it and whenever you get bord of it, there is a handy on/off switch

can also mean smart

that's just computer dude

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computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

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