A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks
Stop being a Omar Conch Peña
When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.
Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?
Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.
When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.