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The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.
The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.
A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.
Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."
A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts
Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!
The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.
I did confederate flag yesterday.
used for people who have piss/shit kinks
just ordered myself a confederate flag! #ilovepiss