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polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.

We had polish confetti party.

by Flabaristic October 19, 2021


Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021


colburn confetti

Scratchcard scratchings

Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021


Confetti yawn

Vomiting

He drank so much that he had a confetti yawn.

by Put Bull November 30, 2019


cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

by mike2285 August 7, 2012


Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

by aztekerz October 21, 2008


makeshift confetti shower

The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.

Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.

by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019