Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.

Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...

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mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

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Dazed and Confused

Pretty much the greatest movie of all time.

Mitch's mom: "Have you been drinking?"
Mitch: "No."
Mitch's mom: "Are you drunk?"
Mitch: "Pfft."

-Dazed and Confused

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Dazed and Confused

Preety Much THE best movie ever made.

Dude..Dazed and Confused Rules!!!

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Confused Orgasm

When your last moments of self-created ecstasy get fucked up because you can't decide which infatuation to jack off too in the brainmelt. Commonly occurs with multiple loves\crushes\etc.

I had a confused orgasm last night. Couldn't decide between Kaitlyn and Catalina.

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dazed and confused

The amazing Led Zeppelin song that later became the name for one of the greatest movies of all time. "Dazed and Confused" is about several high schoolers on the last day of school in 1976. Set in Midland , Texas, the teens engage in extensive drug and alcohol use. Basically, that's all the movie is about.

Song: "Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true."
Movie: Slater-"Hey man... are you cool?"
Mitch-"Like.....how?"
Slater-"Ooookaaaaay..."
Pink-"He was just asking if you get high."

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Dazed and Confused

A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.

I love high school girls....I get older but they keep staying the same age -Dazed and Confused

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