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The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."
Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?
A term used to describe a wrong, yet trivial, annoying, and harmless “crime” that is not punishable by law.
A Connecticut crime can be, but is not limited to: budging a person in line, or taking a highly limited item out of another person's shopping cart when there are none left.
Often committed at a local coffee house, farmer's market or other place with a high concentration of trends or wealth, yet it can also extend to any other aspect of life, such as in the supermarket or shopping mall. Person committing the "Connecticut crime" may be "white", as in a "stuff white people like" person. However, needless to say, the Connecticut crime does not have one stereotype of offenders and does not discriminate against victims.
Note: Called Connecticut crime due to its elitist nature and petty, country club-esque stigma
White person waiting in line at the Fair Trade coffee shop: Hey! Not cool man, you just cut in front of me!
Other White person: Did I? Oh I'm sorry, well I'm paying next so I'll just stay here...
Sarah: Excuse me, but I just saw you take that out of my shopping cart and put it into yours...can I have it back? It's the last one left.
Stephanie: No, sorry, it's mine now.
Sarah: Wow, you just committed a severe Connecticut crime...
When driving on any multi-lane highway or road, it’s when a driver switches multiple lanes at a time, often but not limited to switching from the left most lane to the right most in a single motion. Nine times out of ten, CT drivers will be seen using this maneuver, but drivers from other states can sometimes be seen doing it also.
I think our exit is coming up in less than a half mile.
Alright baby, who’s ready for this Connecticut Slide? We gotta make this exit or else we’re gonna be late!
Extreme range of people you can meet. Highest underage drinking capital of country. Dave matthews band and John Meyer on repeat. You can find extreme preppy pricks and great weed! Never doubt the mad heads of drunk miners at Penfield beach.
Who’s throwing the fat dartie today? Ah just a white girl who wears Ugg’s with jean shorts.
Fairfield connecticut
Connecticut: Best known for its wealth... mostly in Greenwhich and Westport (where I live). Yeah, we have all the top fasihons, the best (real) bags, the hottest shoes, and yes, we pop our collar. We, however, aren't snobs, even though we grow up surrounded by abnormally expenisve stuff. We are close to New York, and we don't think that New Jersey is terrible... yea, so, we do have more than one house, and ridiculously expensive cars, and our school is, as my fellow westportian stated, HUGE. But, living in this state isn't all great... outside of Yale, New Haven is a dump, and the majority of Connecticut isn't so wealthy/nice. I can't speak for other parts of Connecticut, but I can say this for Westport... we have a GREAT school system, and mostly our IQ is up there, people go to great schools, so what if they do it in high fashion... unfortunatley we also have a really high drug abuse/use rate, which isn't slowing. Our town is nice, but overall, seeing the same brands/cars/hairstlyes/shops is boring. And yea, most of us are happy right here, In Connecticut...
"nice uggs, get them recently?"
"yea, I have them in every color now"
"Are you from Connecticut?"
"Yea...so?"
"You people are so rich"
"no we aren't"....(thinks about it) "ok, maybe just a little"
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it's true, just ask its residents.
Person A: Man Connecticut sucks, lets get the fuck out of here.
Person B: Yeah I know, I'm ashamed to have lived here most of my life.
Person C: My anus leaks just being in this state.
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The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.
I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...