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The female version of a cock block.
"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"
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The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.
This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.
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Noun: This term describes the look of an 'innie' belly button, most likely on a heavy-set person, that has worn a shirt that is a little too tight. The odd-shaped indention where the belly button is looks a bit like a womanly orifice.
"Dude, what is up with your stomach?"
"It's wash day, had to wear an old shirt."
"You've got belly cooter..."
"...it's wash day. Shut it!"
Also: Can be sung to Heart's "Barracuda". Oohhhh! Belly Cooter!
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the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
guy: Whats up with that cooter cat girl?
friends amongst eachother: you bout to get in that cooter cat?
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One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.
Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.
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-Awkward moment
-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"
-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"
-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)
-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)
-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
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