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cody corona is the only surviving gluten. cody vibrates his head and walks in a macho stance while holding his bag in front of him. cody dunks his damaged chrome dome head in bleach at least once a day. He wants to use his hexagon teeth to munch on nuttella covered booty. DOO! DEE! DOO! DAA! DEE! DOO! DEE!
cody corona has bleached his pubes again
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A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.
BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.
One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.
I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.
A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe
This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
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Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
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People that panic buy toilet paper and pasta during a virus outbreak
I'm so sick of these Corona Cunts buying all the fucking toilet paper
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similar to the coriolis effect, after having too many beers the world seems to move in curved lines
after ten beers, he began to experience teh corona effect
A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.
During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.