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The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.
Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf
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A euphemistic term for a ladies front bottom
That's a lovely bit o thatch on your moss cottage missus
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Like a Dutch oven but with multiple people under the covers.
He was hosting an orgy that turned into a Dutch Cottage after the bean burrito.
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People making videos at home and uploading them to various video sharing websites and monetizing them either via website's ads or getting paid through crowd funding services like Patreon.
Her cottage industry is that she creates videos and begs for money in every video saying "Please donate any amount you can to keep these videos ad free, links down in description bar".
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:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one
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Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.
Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
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Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.
no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
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