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Ann Coulter is my mother, who ruined my life simply by giving birth to me. Because of her genetics, I look exactly like her. I cannot leave the house without a paper bag over my head, because the mere sight of my hideousness causes even the most sensible of people to instinctively throw rocks at me or run away in terror. Children burst into tears when they see me.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.
"Billy, you really shouldn't come play at my house. My mother has a habit of raping 12 year old boys."
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Correctly spelled "Ann Coulter" (though this name has been locked by the UD webmaster). She's a hilarious political pundit that apparently offends people. I don't see why, because she's hilarious and entertaining in a "mental patient" kind of way.
Whenever Coulter is on your TV, rest assured that you're in for a good laugh when she tries to "discuss" something.
I can't see how people can take her seriously, since she's more of a self-parody of a Republican pundit than an actual commentator. Even a high school debate club member could debunk her. Flameing her only gives her credibility.
NOTE: Anyone who actually defends (Ann)Anne Coulter is probably trolling.
Is Ann Coulter on? Awesome! I need a good laugh.
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An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!
Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.
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1. A stupid, anorexic, 24/7 menstruating and self righteous 'journalist' bitch.
2. The bane of all life.
3. The Anti-Christ.
4. Someone who puts little animals into meat grinders, microwaves, and generally tends to torture things smaller than her/himself.
5. A common synonym for the word 'bitch'.
Example 1
Timmy: "Sally told me that she's gunna light a puppy on fire"
Bobby: "Thats terrible! What an Anne Coulter!"
Example 2
Sam: "My mom told me i can't play WoW anymore because i got an A- on my project! What an Anne Coulter!"
Example 3
Timmy: "Holy Shit! Is that a hideous demon devouring the corpses of virgins while singing the Vietnamese national anthem who shall one day spawn an age of darkness and unlife?"
Timmy's Puppy: "Yes Timmy, thats called an Anne Coulter."
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Right Wing Pin-Up Girl.
All you need is a pretty face to keep the herd in towing the party line. Facts and social awareness are unneccesary when you have blonde hair and the beef-folk to shepherd (See Vietnam War and Canada).
Self assuredness will often pass as logic, wisdom and most defiantly 'Fact'.
"I don't care what she is saying or who she is obeying, she's one hot mamma. Them Democrats is all funky faced eedyots"
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The sound made by a gaping vagina in a hurricane force wind
"Board up your windows, the Ann Coulter Alarm just sounded!"
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people like her are ruining america. how are we supposed to have a great society when she goes on about how one whole half of the population is stupid. if she wants whats best for america she should allow both sides to argue and find the best solution
it is mindboggling to understand how anyone takes ann coulter seriously
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