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1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"
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"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
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When you're in quarantine so long that you starting to get hella horny and can't control yourself. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.
Yo, Last night I was in bed tryna sleep and shit, and Suzie got up in my DMs, like "I can't sleep!" "Wish we could hang out right now?" "Can I just come over?"
"I'm like helllll nawww!" She got that COVID Thirst, bruh, She boutta Bursttt!
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Someone who is too afraid of the Covid 19 that already fotgot what being a man means.
Dude, John is such a covid faggot. He is wearing a mask alone, inside his own car!
The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.
I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!
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A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.
Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
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The 15 lbs of weight gain caused by nervously binge eating your COVID-19 food stockpile.
Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten the Costco box of ramen, I’m one step closer to hitting my COVID-15
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