cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

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Cranberry Juice

It means to be salty while playing league of legends.

wow dude why are you acting like cranberry juice?

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Sprite cranberry

This means one of your bestfriends will be addicted to this and you won't be able to take it from them and they will not share with you ever.

your bestfriend:GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SPRITE CRANBERRY BITCH

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cranberry bubble up

The red period clots and blood that bubble up the labia as the result of a fart.

Hey Friend! Would you happen to have an extra maxi pad? I had cranberry bubble up!

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

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Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Cranberry-pineapple juice

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.

*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

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