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Crank, or Cranking, is the act of wanking off while crying; The Cry Wank. This is done most of the time while thinking about an ex that broke your heart, tears often being used as lubricant. Coined from Russell Brand's Ponderland, Season 1 episode 4 "Sports."
They were cranking off because his ex is was such a bitch, but had a great ass.
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The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating, derived from a fusion of the words 'crap' and 'wank'. Usually performed on the toilet, when a gentleman is getting ready for work and doesn't have time to shit and then wank concurrently so has to do both at the same time. Practicioners have been known, however, to perform the 'crap' element in their undergarments mid-crank.
Mate I was so rushed this morning I had to get a crank in.
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Crystal Methamphetamine, the good shit
dude 1: yo nigga, lez go pick up a fat bag of that crazy ass crank
dude 2: ight yo, s'all good, i got mad billz
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Cranks refer to each individual crank on a bike's crankset.
Cranksets are the levers used for pedaling a bicycle. Cranks happen to be one of the three most important components on a bicycle, the important trio being, frame, wheelset and cranks.
Those are some crazy cranks you got on that bike. I bet they're as stiff as a twelve year old with a girly mag.
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guy 1: dude i just cranked this milf
guy 2:daaamn bro that's wild!
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The combination of crying and wanking to make one ultimate hormone explosion.
When you're upset but mad horny or sad and need a little serotonin boost, ain't nothing better than a good crank to get it ALL out.
Timothy: She fucked another dude boys
The boys: Forget about her bro, she a hoe. Lets get loaded!
Timothy: nah man, ima go home and crank
The boys: You a bitch Timothy
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To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.
Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?
Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.
Harry: Nice.
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