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Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.
My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.
(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!
Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!
Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!
Billy Bob: What?
Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!
Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?
Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.
Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!
Randy: Yeah!
The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.
Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.
When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer
John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
WHEN YOU NUT IN A MILK CARTON THEN BUST IT SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN SHOT SO YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A LOUD CUMSHOT