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Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him
Person 1- your such a cretin
Person 2- you mean a sam Humberstone
A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior
Aw bro do you know that girl jay? Why an absolute cretin
A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes
"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"
A physically disabled person who also suffers from learning difficulties and congenital thyroid deficiency partaking in an act conspiring to do something immoral, illegal, or harmful thus causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. Otherwise known as a Creepy Cretin.
"What a deviously devilish, slickly sly little conniving creepy cretin"
Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way
"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"