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Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.
Whilst eating some crisps
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
Many individuals mastubating together over one porno and avoiding seeing each other by wearing a crisp box over their heads.
Dude, We've only got one DVD player, and we're outta time. It's got to be crisp-boxing tonight!
Everyone has a Katherine Crisp in their life. Although not a specific name this serves as a sort of nickname for Katherine's. Also known as Katherine Crispy these Katherine's are the sexiest females that you can meet. She loves to show of her body and is a goddess in sex. These girls tend to have a small but stretchy asshole perfect for anal. If you catch a glimpse at her boobs you automatically know your the luckiest man alive. Katherine Crisps usually tend to be very open to relationships. They normally have many friends who are boys. Sexiest girls alive.
"Who is that? She looks so beautiful and nice"
"That sure is a Katherine Crisp!"
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The love of my life Mariyam crisp, but it doesn't matter she knows it cause I married her....
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A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.
We gave Adam a cookie crisp.
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The equivalent of trix with a wolf instead of the rabbit. Appears in kids magazines once a month at least
If I could just get my hands on that Coo-ooo-kie Crisp!
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A person who eats a food that is generally detarmined as a noisy food e.g crisps with a strange silence. This person does not have to be asian.
I was sittin in the cinema and i heard every word. It must of been filled with crisp ninjas or summin.
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