burnt to a crisp

1950's diner terminology for a steak that is well-done or overcooked. The meat of a steak that has been 'burnt to a crisp' is typically grey-brown throughout and firm, or blackened and hard throughout. If you're in a diner or restaurant and want to order a steak that is 'burnt to a crisp', ask for it well-done or overcooked.

Waiter: Hi, I'm Buddy. What can I getcha?
Vincent Vega: Let's see, steak, steak, steak... oh yeah, the Douglas Sirk Steak - I'll have that.
Waiter: How'd you want that cooked? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent Vega: Bloody as hell. And oh yeah, look at this - Vanilla Coke.

Crisp Lottery

Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.

Whilst eating some crisps

Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"

You - "O go on then"

Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"

You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"

Katherine Crisp

Everyone has a Katherine Crisp in their life. Although not a specific name this serves as a sort of nickname for Katherine's. Also known as Katherine Crispy these Katherine's are the sexiest females that you can meet. She loves to show of her body and is a goddess in sex. These girls tend to have a small but stretchy asshole perfect for anal. If you catch a glimpse at her boobs you automatically know your the luckiest man alive. Katherine Crisps usually tend to be very open to relationships. They normally have many friends who are boys. Sexiest girls alive.

"Who is that? She looks so beautiful and nice"

"That sure is a Katherine Crisp!"

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Mariyam crisp

The love of my life Mariyam crisp, but it doesn't matter she knows it cause I married her....

I wish I had a Mariyam crisp

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Cookie Crisp

A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.

We gave Adam a cookie crisp.

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Cookie Crisp

The equivalent of trix with a wolf instead of the rabbit. Appears in kids magazines once a month at least

If I could just get my hands on that Coo-ooo-kie Crisp!

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crisp ninja

A person who eats a food that is generally detarmined as a noisy food e.g crisps with a strange silence. This person does not have to be asian.

I was sittin in the cinema and i heard every word. It must of been filled with crisp ninjas or summin.

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