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A moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated.
tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND.
me- go jump on your own couches
tom cruise- OMG I AM SO AWESOME. GO ME. EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF. I ROCK!!!
me- what?! you expect me to listen to you when you start lecturing about science?! go bother katie holmes but not me.
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Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not
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Driving in your car with a few friends smoking a blunt.
Andrea: Hey Cass wanna go blunt cruising today?
Cass: Hell yea, did you get that fire?
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A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.
Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.
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When you’re a senator from TX and you take a vacation to Cancun while your constituents are without power or water and freezing to death that’s called a Ted Cruise.
Hello Senator Ted Cruz, how was your Ted Cruise to Cancun?
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the act of smoking a bowl of pot in a car on a cruise route usaly when going some where to do some thing fun
lets go on a bowl cruise and play frizzbee
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A person who cruises more than 2 times a year. A person who will book a cruise while one one. A person who has taken more than 100 cruises in a lifetime.
I'm loving this cruises so much I just booked one in a month from now and another in four months. This will make me a platinum member of the cruise line. I might just be a Cruise-A-Holic!