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A moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated.
tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND.
me- go jump on your own couches
tom cruise- OMG I AM SO AWESOME. GO ME. EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF. I ROCK!!!
me- what?! you expect me to listen to you when you start lecturing about science?! go bother katie holmes but not me.
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Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not
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Driving in your car with a few friends smoking a blunt.
Andrea: Hey Cass wanna go blunt cruising today?
Cass: Hell yea, did you get that fire?
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A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.
Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.
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When you’re a senator from TX and you take a vacation to Cancun while your constituents are without power or water and freezing to death that’s called a Ted Cruise.
Hello Senator Ted Cruz, how was your Ted Cruise to Cancun?
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the act of smoking a bowl of pot in a car on a cruise route usaly when going some where to do some thing fun
lets go on a bowl cruise and play frizzbee
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Boonie Cruise: - most often spur-of-the-moment, improviso, unpremeditated.
- going for a drive away from civilization with Family, good friend(s) & Kindred Spirit(s) ;
listening to awesome Tunes having no specific Itinerary, Destination, Time Frame or Game Plan on a lazy day where one has no responsibilities: “no deeds to do, no promises to keep”.
⁃ on the backroads and prairie trails leading to nowhere or to creeks, rivers, lakes,deep lush valleys, high hill tops, ghost towns.
- Down paths taking you to abandoned buildings, haunted houses, old schools, cemeteries, rock formations.
⁃ Exploring geographic and other Anomalies.
- breaking of rules and laws are sometimes involved
⁃ usually no cell service 1/2 the time so if you dont have a good play list downloaded you’re hooped ; or in our younger days some good 8 track tapes, cassettes, CD’s or a decent radio statition to listen to.
Its a beautiful day to ecape and get lost on a Boonie Cruise.