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usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico
"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"
A metod used in which the opponent's body is lifted into the air and his stomach is smashed into his opponent's knee
Lita performed a Stomach Crusher on Frankie Muniz. (I SO wish I was Frankie when that happened.)
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Highly polished army or safety boots with thick rubber soles.
“Aint no cockroaches gonna stick around when they see those beetle-crushers coming!”
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One's place of work. Especially refers to large concrete office buildings filled with drab colored cubicles. These crimes against humanity typically have five or more floors, no opening windows, and a clearly excessive level of security in light of the work being done inside said buildings.
Example-
Steve:"Hey Bob, you want to go bowling tonight?"
Bob:"Aw, I'd love to but I've got to finish these damn TPS forms. I'll probably be here at the soul crusher for another two hours at least. I'm so sick of this stupid job. Can you believe they made me chair of the committee for defining issue workgroups? The advisory panel doesn't even have task charts done for all of the workgroups yet! And when am I supposed to find the time to document my entry of issues into the performance archives?! What a crock."
Steve:"...You know there's a recession going on, right? There are so many people out there right now that would kill for your job."
Bob:"Yeah... you're right... Sorry, I've been a little on edge lately. Screw the TPS forms, I'll be at the alley in 15 minutes."
Steve:"All right, that's better! See you there!"
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Huge dick and good looks, gets all the ladies soaking wet and keeps them up all night. They are responsible for more wet panties then anyone else. There Dick must be at least 8 inches long and thick.
Wow look at that cunt crusher go!
My roommate Max is a total cunt crusher! I heard his bitch screaming through the walls last night.
I need a cunt crusher to stretch me out soooo bad! My boyfriend said I'm so tight it hurts his micropenis.
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Put simply, a polite way of saying mother fucker when in the presence of people it may offend.
You're gonna be one bad mother crusher.
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A wrestling move innovated by Johnny Ace. Most people believe it is called a cutter but it is not. An ace crusher is when someone grabs an opponent by the neck with the shoulder facing the jaw. The performer of the move then falls to the ground forcing the opponent down as well. WWE superstar Randy Orton uses a jumping variation of this move.
Johnny Ace hits an Ace Crusher.
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