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When you shit your stomach out on someone's face, then light them on fire to give their skin the leathery texture of Ted Cruz himself.
Yo, I was bouncin on my boys D last weekend and he asked me to do him like Ted Cruz, and he hasn't been the same since.
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mary cruz is someone who can make you smile at any second of the day.
She's usually very lazy, but tends to get her job done. She is very loud, and can make boys fall for her at any moment, even tho she denis it.
"hey did you hear about mary cruz?"
"no what happen"
"she's got all the guys falling for her"
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A fuckboi who rents himself out to women who can't find a partner.
Julian Cruz is available right now
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He shot and killed 17 people on Feb 14 2018 at mojory stoneman douglas high school
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Michael: Hey so did you see Ted Cruz in the polls?
John: What? Do you mean the Zodiac Killer?
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17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.
I heard Ryan Cruz tied in a kickboxing match with Chuck Norris.
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